You'd have a hard time beating anyone's ass when someone runs you over.

While ignoring traffic signals is truly a heinous crime, sometimes worthy of a beating, I've never once seen an angry biker in PDX that would make me fear a diaper-inducing beating.

Yes I'm making fun of hipsters. It's still cool. I love it. It's the sun and the moon to me. It's funny because they're skinny!

Big words from the cover of anonymity. Number of people convinced that you are a badass: zero.

While your bleeding from your head, wheels bent, spandex split,....your going to beat the shit out of whom? Yr outta your mind. And if you pull up slyly and pull him out of the car, he will be within his legal rights to stab you in the face and step on your throat... 'try being extra cautious, it is healthy for everyone...

Dickhead on a bicycle,
Don't get your knickers in a twist and calm down your hemorrhoids while you figure out where you the heck you were when you deluded yourself into thinking you were wronged and able to kick anyone's but your own ass. There is no such place as NE Naito and NE Lloyd. And please run a stop signed sometime when I am coming the other direction.

The person who sounds like a dickhead is you, Anon. Know what nice people don't say? Things like "I ever again see your tumescent, sausage like, saggy-assed, middle-aged, fucking punk bitch, cheap suit, porky-pig-fat-ass I will beat you so savagely you'll be wearing adult diapers and all who love you will wish you had died, as you sit there drooling and shitting in yr pants."

Voting: you deserved it, obviously

I was going to point out that you sound like more of an asshole than the asshole in the clown car, but I don't really think I can add all that much to the comments left by the six other people who think you sound like more of an asshole than the asshole in the clown car, so, yeah... What they said.

Btw, ever blow through a stop sign or hold up traffic by using the general traffic lane even when you've got a bike lane all to yourself? I'll bet you've never done anything like that. You sound like a model citizen...

I wish he ran you over.

Anyone else think "Dickhead Suit in a Clown Car" would be a great song title?