Boring.

Sorry you have a shitty fucking job but nobody gives a shit. Nobody is going to yield to you, you boner.

I didn't realize that pizza delivery cars were emergency vehicles.

I know you pizza delivery folks like tips, so here's one:

Don't drive like you write.

That douche in the black Acura would squeeze ANYBODY out, regardless of vehicle.

That just how he be.

Did you ever think that perhaps some of those people waiting in line (maybe even the douche in the black Acura) are working too or trying not to be late to work so that they don't get fired? Nevermind, it's all about you.

get a faster car, broski