Produce Aisle Pooper

Comments

1
Newsflash: most of the hippies on Hawthorne ARE yuppies. They just dress a bit differently.
2
So are the hipsters...they're yuppies with wacky eyewear. But anyway - who the hell was that idiot in the produce section? What a disgusting human being. I certainly hope you reported her to store management. Or at least said something directly to her.
3
If i were to guess I'd say it was probably some expensive bred vanity dog with an inbred genetic medical condition too.
4
Yeah, welcome to Portland. There was an unleashed pit bull in the Whole Paycheck in the Pearl the other day. Fuck this town, man.
5
The phrase "hanging's too good" comes to mind.
6
God, I love Portland. For one thing, this is not unusual behavior AT ALL for the FM on Hawthorne. Secondly, #4 has made my day. Fucking insanity on wheels, that's my little burg!