So are the hipsters...they're yuppies with wacky eyewear. But anyway - who the hell was that idiot in the produce section? What a disgusting human being. I certainly hope you reported her to store management. Or at least said something directly to her.
God, I love Portland. For one thing, this is not unusual behavior AT ALL for the FM on Hawthorne. Secondly, #4 has made my day. Fucking insanity on wheels, that's my little burg!