Anonymous Jul 14, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Dear Mom Who Took Me to Sassy’s

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmilf
Barf! on July 14, 2011 at 6:30 PM Report this
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You may as well just post her phone number, with all the info you put in there.

No really, go ahead and post it. Or just email it to me, if you'd rather.
Todd Mecklem on July 14, 2011 at 8:36 PM Report this
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picz or it nevar hapinind.
Graham on July 14, 2011 at 8:46 PM Report this
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For once i totally agree with Graham.

Tits or gtfo.
DamosA on July 15, 2011 at 12:12 AM Report this
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This is a really nice gesture. He must be a wonderful son.
Ovidius on July 15, 2011 at 8:17 AM Report this
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Why do you feel compelled to respond to every single post, Damosa? Seriously, why?
And why have you identified yourself, through your online avatar, with a serial killer?
anatta on July 15, 2011 at 11:00 AM Report this
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Want to know why, anatta? Cause he's another crybaby hipster transplant with no friends. Cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifton! Cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiifton! Go break another window then cry about the next round of tazer shocks.
Barf! on July 15, 2011 at 12:36 PM Report this
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@annata I agree wholeheartedly, incidentally, this is the most sense he has ever made... But, yes I agree.
Britney Spears on July 15, 2011 at 2:14 PM Report this
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Jeez, dude...what did you give her for Mother's Day?
AlaskanNow on July 15, 2011 at 10:19 PM Report this
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@ Annata,

That was never PROVEN beyond reasonable doubt. It's still ALLEGED, as he is a political prisoner.
DamosA on July 16, 2011 at 2:32 AM Report this
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@Ovidius, AlaskanNow: What's with this "son"/"dude" shit? It says "Thank you for being the only other woman there besides me."
dimitrir on July 17, 2011 at 9:03 AM Report this
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It's possible I didn't bother to read it past the first few sentences. Probable, actually.
Ovidius on July 17, 2011 at 10:50 AM Report this
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could you please return my mother now
the beav on July 18, 2011 at 6:33 AM Report this
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AS soon as i'm done with her, she's all yours brother.
DamosA on July 18, 2011 at 11:52 PM Report this
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BS DamosA. It was proven in a court of law, and that's the best we've gotten in this country. Your using him as your avatar is disgusting. And another obvious attention-whoring attempt.
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