So let me get this straight. Dude doesn't want women to play cards on paper boxes ( i assume that means boxes that distribute newspapers...?). If they do, they are hookers. He lost his mail keys ( because he might be nuts??), therefore the women who play cards are hookers who steal keys. His solution is for them to play board games which " won't seem a pluff since the beginning". And, to conclude, i further read that he thinks these card playing hookers are psycho, but HE is a "smartie nerd". Where is the nutso poll for this one?

This also strikes me as possibly having been written by an eleven-year-old who has English as a second, maybe third language.