You Want a Campfire? GO CAMPING!


Seriously...I rent an apartment on the top floor of a complex, and while charcoal or gas grills are alright...the dick downstairs insists on burning wood in a firepit on her balcony...without realizing that gravity plays a large hand in filling my apartment with shitty woodsmoke, as well as the need to keep doors and windows open as it is un-air conditioned. Go the fuck camping. I concur.