Generally agree, but (a) If you weren't drunk when you wrote this, misspelling the name of our city (among other things), suggests maybe your mental state, temporary or permanent, is just as bad. (b) "smug" -- it takes one to know one. This is exactly like the over-used "pretentious." (c) "Really, ___? Really? Really?" is getting rather tiresome now as well.

What didya expect? They're youths (yoots?). Most of us were all young once. Unless you're one of those straight-edger types weened on Dischord this sounds about par for the course 'round here.
Drink up!