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1
The thing is, your passive-aggressive stink eye only empowers this wankery. Those folks know it's more uncomfortable to ask them to move their bag. You need to be blunt - a "I'd like to use this seat. Could you move your bag?" is plenty straightforward without being a dick. More people should try it. Same goes for airport gate seating!!
2
No, I'm going to make you ask me to move my bag. This being on the bus, the odds are pretty good that you're sweaty and reek of BO and/or ungodly amounts of cheap perfume, are irritatingly talkative, or in some other way an undesirable seat partner. My bag is there as a self-defense mechanism, if you're too socially awkward to ask me to move it, eat shit and keep moving down the aisle with your unbearable eight-hour workday.
3
You whinny little bitchass. If you're too much of a pussy to ASK for a seat, then why don't you get your sorry ass off the bus?
4
Jesus, what terrible reading comprehension you three have. Try reading the second to last sentence slowly out loud.
5
My bicycle always has a seat for me.
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