An eight-foot shit mist that lasts two hours? That must be Roswell technology. I hate to advocate drugs, but smoke a jay and relax a little. You're well on the way to Howard Hughesian cloud-cuckoo-land.
This is not only a funny and well-written I,Anon, it's one of the few in weeks that's entirely reasonable and has some empirical basis in the actual world (not a must but certainly all-too-rare).
It seems that studies by Charles Gerba, a specialist in microbiology, showed that "bacterial and viral aerosols" due to toilet flushing landed all around the toilet and lasted at least two hours. Has this been scientifically debunked anywhere? http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1…
It seems that studies by Charles Gerba, a specialist in microbiology, showed that "bacterial and viral aerosols" due to toilet flushing landed all around the toilet and lasted at least two hours. Has this been scientifically debunked anywhere?
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1…
http://www.healthiertalk.com/exposed-tooth…
But of course, people can easily research all this to their heart's content, and I'm certainly no expert.