Anonymous Aug 18, 2011 at 12:18 am

For the "Ladies"

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1
You sound like quite the prize. I find it just shocking that you (and most of the men whining about women on here) are still single!
tcraighenry on August 18, 2011 at 9:11 AM Report this
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Ah oh, another "battle of the sexes" poo-flinging debate. Hold on to your hats, folks. This one could get as many as 15 comments!
DamosA on August 18, 2011 at 10:15 AM Report this
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What age range is considered to be the "Autumn of our "still socially acceptable to be single" years"? Are we talking 28 or are we talking 38?
Deezus on August 18, 2011 at 11:29 AM Report this
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This sounds like "bluh bluh blurg blurg" to me. Hypothetically speaking, if an "attractive" women would sat down in a cafe at my small table, and for some reason would started chatting this to me (has happened many times, with cool outcomes, but not with this not in reality complex/troubled, fucking boring life I lead attitude), I would answer her without taking my eyes of the book and with a voice of detachment, "Yeah, the bar is over there".

- Plz, mature fun riot wicked girls plz continue to feel free to chat dudes anytime, ask me the time of day, or directions, or about my shoes, or if I know good places in Town, about new magazines which are coming out, or about what I like to do, let`s play pacman together, and it`s cool to hear about what you do for thrills, how you`re making your hats with sewing machines, your skater friends, your interest in the occult, etc. The rest, the bar is over there. (Nice Big Smile inserted here)-
on August 18, 2011 at 11:57 AM Report this
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Another in the list of lame ass recent I anons. Back in the day (you know before all the hipsters) this column was hard as nails. Most were about stealing boy/girlfriends, sticking your bad roomie's toothbrush in the ol bung hole, stealing a neighbors hose to make a beer bong and revenge sweet revenge. P-town has gone soft even in it s passive aggression.
mole harvey on August 18, 2011 at 3:16 PM Report this
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"Be nice or I'll just continue fucking coeds!" (to only slightly paraphrase).

How full of shit this guy is primarily depends on how conceivably possible it is to be full of shit.
Todd Mecklem on August 18, 2011 at 9:17 PM Report this
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Who's this guy trying to punish, the women over 25 who'll miss out, or the coeds that he's obviously lying about fucking?
on August 19, 2011 at 12:00 AM Report this
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"Be sweet and unopinionated, just like the 21-year-olds who are so impressed that I know how to breathe and pay (some) rent. If you are an adult with experience and opinions, I won't want to put my mid-life-crisis-shrunken dick in you."
rangerhunter on August 19, 2011 at 10:59 AM Report this
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What Rangerhunter said.
ThatOneBitch on August 21, 2011 at 3:04 AM Report this

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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