I’ve Been Told I’m What’s Wrong with America

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Cold, dude. I think you really are what's wrong with America. It sure doesn't sound like you 'feel really bad.' Really, Nobody Gives a Shit? It kind've comes off that you're proud of being an uncaring douche.

on November 2, 2011 at 2:36 PM

Whoever told you that was right.

frankieb on November 2, 2011 at 3:02 PM

When did this column become a place for short story submissions?

pdxnelson on November 2, 2011 at 3:28 PM

Nelson, this would be the place for novella submissions, but there's a word-count limit.

dimitrir on November 2, 2011 at 3:51 PM

Gee, crazy the shit people find funny, in'it?

on November 2, 2011 at 4:55 PM

Troll. Duh.

ThatOneBitch on November 2, 2011 at 6:08 PM

douchebag

randyzpdx on November 2, 2011 at 9:56 PM

God these are getting boring. I'm going to have to start writing some myself, I guess.

Todd Mecklem on November 2, 2011 at 10:22 PM

This sounds like bullocks to me. Like, some totally random guy just collapses bleeding in front of your driveway at 4-something in the morning for no reason? OK

DamosA on November 2, 2011 at 11:50 PM

Yawn...

ConflictArtist on November 3, 2011 at 5:04 AM

"We should start singing Kumbaya and get this party going!!!" Suckit would have said it best. As always.

Oh god is so boring.

Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on November 3, 2011 at 1:29 PM

Where's the full of shit meter?

scaler911 on November 4, 2011 at 10:29 PM

This is like the woman who spent 2 days upside down in her car after a crash. Some guy in the area heard the crash, went outside, looked, didn't find anything, went back inside and forgot about it. CALL 911 dickheads!

bikefor1 on November 16, 2011 at 9:26 PM