Anonymous Nov 4, 2011 at 11:29 am

You Should be Hiring an Ethics Advisor

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LOLWUT? BUTTHURT IDIOT IS STUPID.
Graham on November 4, 2011 at 11:39 AM Report this
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shocking that you've not yet found employment
on November 4, 2011 at 11:40 AM Report this
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I totally agree!
Ginny on November 4, 2011 at 12:05 PM Report this
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Hey people...quit waiting and depending on the "job creators" to throw you a pittance or issue you a chore...

get creative, industrious, ANGRY even...do it yourself. Fuck the "job creators". Bypass them.
on November 4, 2011 at 12:08 PM Report this
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You know you can make a small accented "e" too, right? Alt-130, try it. Alt-130. I'll wait. ééé, hey, wasn't that fun?
Todd Mecklem on November 4, 2011 at 12:38 PM Report this
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So lemme get this straight: if a person ISN'T looking for a job, he/she's an asshole.

But if a person IS looking for a job and is having trouble finding one, THAT person is also an asshole.

If a person dare protest about NOT having a job or the dehumanizing/humiliating process of looking for work - THAT person is an asshole as well.

And if a person takes part in an OCCUPY march but HAS a job, perhaps even a good-paying union job, THAT person is still an asshole.

Gee, i guess everyone in the world is an asshole - except snotty anonymous commentors.
DamosA on November 4, 2011 at 2:04 PM Report this
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No, claiming that you don't have the time to fill out a job application makes you an unreasonable asshole.
Thanks, though.
on November 4, 2011 at 3:44 PM Report this
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Your resume is 90% bullshit that I don't care about to begin with. Your ability to follow simple instructions like how to fill out and turn in an application is monumentally more valuable to me than your ridiculous attempt at making your amusing education and work history seem relevant to the position I'm hiring for.

You were passed over for good reason.
on November 4, 2011 at 7:58 PM Report this
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@Todd, it isn't working. Am sure I hit alt-130, in that order. Dont look at me weird rest of commenters, Ive gotcha on cam.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on November 4, 2011 at 8:25 PM Report this
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no jobs = an awful lot of food carts. It's like the 1930s except instead of people on street corners selling apples we have little trailers huddled together dispensing tamales, hot dogs, espresso, and gyros.
Eric in SE on November 4, 2011 at 10:18 PM Report this
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Léaky, hold down the Alt kéy, typé 130, thén réléasé thé Alt kéy. Or wéré you joking?
Todd Mecklem on November 5, 2011 at 3:03 PM Report this
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Todd, why isn't it working for me either.
Is this your idea of a SICK SICK joke?
Is that sinister laughter I hear from you?
é
Well, my wife just did it for me. Doh!
Turns out she used the numbers on the right of the keyboard instead of on the top.
frankieb on November 6, 2011 at 7:05 AM Report this
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Ah, does it only work with the keypad? I always use that anyway so guess I forgot that little detail. Sorry, guys.
Todd Mecklem on November 6, 2011 at 9:52 AM Report this
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No sorry needed - I was always curious how people made a "é", but was ashamed to ask - so thanks.
frankieb on November 6, 2011 at 3:12 PM Report this

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