Keep Your Fucking Dog on a Leash

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a-fucking-men. On the Marine Drive bike path too. And it'd be lovely if you picked up your dog shit.

scaler911 on November 30, 2011 at 8:41 PM

I would love it if people respected the leash law, especially in crowded urban areas.
A reassurance of "Don't worry, Muffin won't bite" when a fucking giant poorly trained dog with big sharp teeth is jumping at me is not terribly comforting.

ThatOneBitch on November 30, 2011 at 8:44 PM

This goes double for your children, if it doesn't know to poop in a toilet it needs a leash.

econoline on November 30, 2011 at 9:27 PM

Such an original I.A.

Geo Liquor on December 1, 2011 at 7:47 AM

why would a child need a leash? children dont attack people. I dont generally like everyones kids but all this child hating is getting sickening. Most the kids I know are smarter, kinder, more fun to be around and have better manners then any of you child haters. I promise you.

on December 1, 2011 at 1:53 PM

Love, I do believe econoline is making a joke, a witticism, what Jean-Paul Belmondo would call a "bon mot". Sometimes humor is nonsensical. That's probably when it's funniest.

Eric in SE on December 1, 2011 at 3:47 PM

Eric in se. The theme song for one of those "the more you know" commercials was plAying in my head As I read your post....

Geo Liquor on December 1, 2011 at 8:31 PM