Anonymous Dec 2, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Those Portland Honies

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New Riders of the Purple Sage - Portland Woman

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randyzpdx on December 2, 2011 at 4:59 PM Report this
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What kind of a tool moves somewhere based off what he/ she hears about? You got played bitch. Now take your needledick back to Cali as we Oregonians got some Christmas fuckin to do.
Geo Liquor on December 2, 2011 at 5:01 PM Report this
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By 'bars, streets, and stores' does he mean McDonalds? Portland 'honies' are all over the place; aside from being attractive, they've usually got something interesting to say [cheers to both anon and myself for vast generalizations!].
on December 2, 2011 at 5:58 PM Report this
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There was some other individuale who sang about 2 portland girls too, Im gonna see if I can find the link. And in the "big leagues", there are more than a few songs too. Go find em yourself.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on December 2, 2011 at 7:33 PM Report this
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2EQxrGU7Yc
Sok on December 2, 2011 at 8:17 PM Report this
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We don't hate you because you're from California. We hate you because you're a %*%^*in' idiot.

I don't think "honies" is a word. I think it's "honeys". I'm guessing Portland women realize quickly that you're an idiot. Am I right?
Eric in SE on December 2, 2011 at 9:30 PM Report this
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Dude. It's Portland. It rains for like 75% of the year here, which is not exactly good for wholesome outdoor exercise (or, for that matter, exposed skin).

That said, spend more time in inner Southeast (west of 60th) and less time in North and the suburbs. There are plenty of lookers to be found.
suntiger on December 3, 2011 at 12:38 AM Report this
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If not wearing make up means dipshits like this guy and his fellow travelers don't approach me then I'll happily continue to live my life sans makeup.
amuse bouche on December 3, 2011 at 10:30 AM Report this
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On the subject of songs about California Girls - of course the Beach Boys song comes up. Considering the rivalry of the Beatles and the Beach Boys back then, I can picture Pauls and Johns noses wrinkling up when Brian sings our girls are cuter than yours!
Oh, half of the Merc staff is from California too, right?
Half of Oregonains are really.
frankieb on December 3, 2011 at 5:16 PM Report this
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Oh lord, some pinkie-dicked little dude from Fresno getting all bitchy about not getting laid in Portland, but not noticing what a total skrell he is. Take your clothes off. Go look in the mirror. That's why you don't get laid.
Ron on December 4, 2011 at 5:41 PM Report this
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How did we all fall for this troll? And why am I still dressed like Damosa? Anyone have a shirt I can borrow?
Geo Liquor on December 4, 2011 at 6:43 PM Report this
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Any and all unhappy Californians are welcome to get up and leave any time. Let me hold the door for you.
Blabby on December 5, 2011 at 5:27 PM Report this
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Walking around SE Portland I am often floored by how many amazing looking ladies there are! So pretty! I feel so lucky to live in a place that is so physically beautiful-- mountains, forests, ocean, and pretty Portland ladies.
jabberwocki on December 5, 2011 at 5:58 PM Report this
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You are apparently hanging out in all the wrong parts of the city, which is totally okay with the rest of us. But don't fret! You will always have California-- because, you know, artificial boundaries are totally a thing that makes people different from each other.
tk. on December 5, 2011 at 9:52 PM Report this
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Oregon Girl by Somebody Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD1Mnlv2Mas…
Annie on December 6, 2011 at 12:21 PM Report this
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In Portland you can often pay money to have hot women be nice to you.
on December 10, 2011 at 11:04 AM Report this

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