Anonymous Dec 12, 2011 at 8:55 am

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1
This letter is even better if you substitute "Abigail Van Buren" for "Dan Savage."
2
And it's even better than that if you substitute "Martin Van Buren."
3
I think I can guess IA's question to Dan, so I'll just step in and provide the answer right here: use the salad tongs on your twat, save the shampoo bottle for your anus.
4
Sooo, why is this IA complaining HERE? Does this person really think Dan has time to read the I,Anonymous section of the Merc.?
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"Sooo, why is IA IA complaining HERE"?

Hey stupid fuck, have YOU EVER FUCKING READ the GUIDELINES for THIS COLUMN? It has, for years stated for"rants, raves, and/or confessions".

It has been right there in YOUR face for years.

Before you go spouting off, take a moment and check out your surroundings.

I'M SURE it all makes sense to YOU now as I have PLACED all caps throughout and we all know
HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THAT.

You're such a dumbass it's just too easy....
6
You know -sort of off-topic here- but, for a while there when MTV was running reruns of "Ren and Stimpy," they'd always bleep out the word 'liquor' when George Liquor, American would show up. Weird, huh?
7
Yawn. Savage's sex column stopped being interesting a *long* time ago. Like Dear Abby, it only serves to illustrate how kooky and effed up other people are and make readers feel smug about their lack of more serious dysfunction. If you're counting on him for "help with a serious issue," you're in deep, deep trouble.

(I just wish he'd do more media critique/drug war stuff. Way more interesting and relevant.)
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@ Geo Liquor,

""Sooo, why is IA IA complaining HERE"?"

Ok, first off that's NOT even exactly what i said. Learn to COPY & PASTE, you dumb fuck.

2nd off, i never said that people DON'T have to right (privilege, really) to post whatever stupid shit they want to here in this column (which doesn't belong to YOU, btw). If a person wants to be a whiny passive/aggro little bitch and act like a fucking crybaby b/c Dan Savage wouldn't print their stupid fucking letter, that's truly THEIR prerogative.

However, OTHER COMMENTERS have the equal right/privilege to call out said dumb crybabies and even offer unsolicited advice. A concept of message boards YOU so obviously don't have a grasp on.
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"2nd off, i never said that people DON'T have to right"

What the fuck language is this? YOU SHOULD BE ashamed of yourself Clifton(nice name haha).

It's WAY more of a mistake than say, typing "IA" twice.

"A concept of message boards YOU so obviously don't have a grasp on". Right. I like how you now FLY THE FLAG of commenters rights/privileges after a regime of being the fascist unregistered/registered regulating butthole that you are.
At least YOU finally took THE TIME to read the goddamn guidelines. Now perhaps you'll get it, doubt it but maybe.

Also, maybe lose the untraditional, hottopic style lloyd center facial piercings and you MIGHT get laid SOMETIME.
But then again, maybe some people are turned on by dudes who seem like men but dress like little goth boys.



*My usage of capital letters was only used in jest.

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Looks like i've got myself a *new cyber-stalker, yay! Having fun lurking over dude's pages?

Gotta ask, why are YOU taking such personal offense? The IA is clearly a pissy little douchebag - that is the clear consensus here.
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Alright, I'll play nice for a bit. Sure is fun peeing on you though.

Anyway, I agree with Damosa. Anyone who puts forth effort to complain about not getting a response from Dan is pretty much unfuckable.
I, A should use us for his sex related questions as we are the true fuckers here.
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You're not "peeing" on me, dude. YOU'RE the one who snapped off, giving the impression that YOU are indeed the IA here. Maybe you're not. Just saying - the way you carried yourself don't look good for you.
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I peed all over you. Read #9 again. You got served son. Eat it!





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Whatever you need to feel superior, dude. Fine, you internet-peed on me. Happy now?
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Indeed. Thanks old chum. (zips up, places a fiver on your coffee table and quiet leaves).
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You mean the digital coffee table that doesn't really exists, right? Oh, you and your homo-erotic role-play. Btw, try doing that to me in real life and see what happens to you.

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