Not Gonna Jump

Comments

1
This is what happens when people don't mind their own damned business. Plus, even if a person WANTS to jump of a bridge, let them! None of us "asked" to be here. So it is an individual's Right to go out however they choose. So long as they're considerate about the potential mess.

Also, the last time some busy-body called the damned cops on a [would-be] suicide situation, someone ended up dead anyways (Aaron M. Campbell, hello).
2
Speaking of offing oneself, Clifton or whatever your name is, you should.

Time and place you chickenshit
3
Man, you're pretty tenacious aren't you?
4
Next time wear a sandwich board with the legend NOT PLANNING TO KILL MYSELF, THANK YOU. Or wear a Nazi uniform, then no one will care if you jump or not.
5
Simple solution: bring a camera. Same deal as bringing a fishing pole whenever you go out in the wilderness: folks won't think you're crazy for staring at the river.
6
Geo Liquor, Shut the fuck up and leave our resident race baiter alone. The blog wouldn't be as fun without him.

Time and place, you sad cunt.
7
People jumping off bridges, buildings, etc... can land on boats, cars, people. Besides, I don't want to see that shit. Please commit suicide in private and in a tidy fashion. Thanks!
8
I would still err on the side of caution. Better to call and have someone ask the guy if he wants help than to assume he's there to watch the sun rise (not my first assumption) and let him die alone.

Sandwich board, camera, fishing pole, all good ideas.
9
"People jumping off bridges, buildings, etc... can land on boats, cars, people. Besides, I don't want to see that shit. Please commit suicide in private and in a tidy fashion. Thanks!"


Uhm, people have the Right to commit suicide in public spaces if they want.
10
@9 are you a fucking idiot? if someone jumps onto the freeway it isn't exactly being considerate, it could cause a massive pile up and kill someone else.
11
So maybe that person can jump at night when there's LESS traffic. Ever think about that?
12
So it looks like another one of my "fans" is at it again.

WHY don't YOU GET A REAL ACCOUNT!
13
Or the sign should say "I'm here every day, folks". (Rim shot)
14
While I appreciate the compassion and concern behind the phone call it sounds like this I, A may have just been asking for a good shove.
15
Who moves to Oregon for sunrises?
16
Good fucking point, #15.