Anonymous Dec 16, 2011 at 10:38 am

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1
I would think twice if I were you:

"And he shall make all, both little and great, rich and poor, freemen and bondmen, to have a character in their right hand or on their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, but he that hath the character, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. He that hath understanding, let him count the number of the beast. For it is the number of a man: and the number of him is six hundred sixty-six. (Apocalypse Chapter 13: 15-18 DRV)"
2
Dear lazy hippy: Google the term NFC. Next: purchase an NFC enabled phone. Then: spend parent's money at NFC enabled smart readers in select stores. Finally, watch men in tights hoard pigskin and engage in completely non-homoerotic acts upon one another.
3
You're problems are pedestrian and yawn-worthy.
4
Christ people. Can we get some better-written snark around here? Please?
5
Too lazy to type the phrase "credit card," even...

Unless you mean "community college," of course.
6
I remember seeing a comic book many years ago where you just tell your oven what you want and the food comes out. So that way you wouldn't have to waste time going to the store.

Seriously, it only takes a few seconds to get out your card but many, many minutes to go to the store and pick out items. So the card is the least of your worries.
7
Man,

I don't UNDERSTAND this whiny bitch. I mean, if you want to get a chip implant then do so. Don't go COMPLAINING here for that. No one wants to hear about it.
Why doesn't anyone write something EVEN remotely entertaining.
8
Clifford?
9
I have to read "The Velvet Monkeywrench" again.
10
my drug dealer does not have a scanner
11
He said "My drug dealer does not have a scanner," darkly.
12
But I bet he has a 4th generation smart Phone.
13
have not seen that movie but I assume it's most excellent, sire.

have not read the book either, but I assume it's different than the movie.

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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