My whole christmas prayers goes out to baby jebus and shout outs to his posse so they actually make sure it (he, she?) takes the Alaskan Bus away (yeah, like in Portlandia!!!) so things get back to semi-normal. Or I would have to call the Boss, again. I have my mail box full with like a thousand pamphlets of their nonsense.
that's an interesting looking llama in the ad on the right. (not there anymore? it'll come back)
As for this particular rant, a short "I hate everything" would have saved me some time, but then it wouldn't have generated my thinking of so many curses or allowed me to think "goodbye" so many times.
The mercury makes great toilet paper though. If I go homeless I'm going to make a fort out of mercury papers, use it to wipe my bunghole and will construct my wardrobe out of it. The uses are greater than that of Hemp!
supposedly you can also READ the Mercury... gwahaha listen to that sweet malarky!
"she deserved it"? Who was hinted to have deserved what? I agree with a lot of what I,A says here, but being oh so sick of "hipsters" and complaining about it is is just as tired as anything else here. And poor spelling and punctuation in every sentence + all caps for emphasis while being so convinced of his/her own intelligence = just another idiot.
Can someone please, once & for all, define "hipster" ? i am slightly confused as to who i should be despising.
Also, i agree that the online Mercury is getting rather depressing. It is making me so sad for humanity. It's heartbreaking to be exposed to so much ugly. i miss the days of a simple, paper rag.
I think DaDaA is the biggest hipster here because he has a nickname that is an extended allegory to Dadaism while the rest of us just have mainly simple nicknames.
I wish my nickname was something like Lord of the Flies.
"Also, i agree that the online Mercury is getting rather depressing. It is making me so sad for humanity. It's heartbreaking to be exposed to so much ugly. i miss the days of a simple, paper rag."
If you're soo effin miserable, why don't you just go jump off the steel bridge then, huh? And you wanna know who's a "hipster"? YOU are! Yes, YOU! And if you're soo sad, then it has nothing to do with what you read on-line - but everything to do with what you look at in the mirror. You make YOURSELF miserable - everything you ever have to say here is some sort of negative put-down.
Pretty much nailed it, esp. the bits about that pompous little twit Davis (who was the best thing that happened to the Merc *ever*) and the 12-y.o. editor.
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love that there's no cure for...
This posts wins at IA.
@I,A: GOOD FOR YOU! YOU SHOW THEM!
My new years cheers goes out to my friends.
As for this particular rant, a short "I hate everything" would have saved me some time, but then it wouldn't have generated my thinking of so many curses or allowed me to think "goodbye" so many times.
Why? Its because I'm black huh?
supposedly you can also READ the Mercury... gwahaha listen to that sweet malarky!
Also, i agree that the online Mercury is getting rather depressing. It is making me so sad for humanity. It's heartbreaking to be exposed to so much ugly. i miss the days of a simple, paper rag.
I wish my nickname was something like Lord of the Flies.
If you're soo effin miserable, why don't you just go jump off the steel bridge then, huh? And you wanna know who's a "hipster"? YOU are! Yes, YOU! And if you're soo sad, then it has nothing to do with what you read on-line - but everything to do with what you look at in the mirror. You make YOURSELF miserable - everything you ever have to say here is some sort of negative put-down.
Just go away, already.
What're YOU smiling about, huh?
THANK YOU!
FYI:
My autospell wants you to be known as Idiot Amino Data.