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I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love that there's no cure for...

This posts wins at IA.
2
Fantastic rant. Good luck with your resolution. It's a worthy one.
3
I agree with this person 100 percent.
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WAIT! Crap... I meant to put that last comment on the anti-basketball post.
5
As my dad would say every time I threatened to walkout on a family event "Don't let the doorknob hit ya where the good lord split ya"
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Was this written on the Bus to Alaska? Good Riddance. One mens hell is another mens paradise.
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I'm sure they still haven't been able to sell your old house in Modesto...
8
Hipster Herpes would make a pretty sweet band name.
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@STEVE: FREUDIAN SLIP INDEED!

@I,A: GOOD FOR YOU! YOU SHOW THEM!
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I know, right? Seriously. THESE COMMENTERS UGH.
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Worst thing about separatists? They never ever actually leave.
12
My whole christmas prayers goes out to baby jebus and shout outs to his posse so they actually make sure it (he, she?) takes the Alaskan Bus away (yeah, like in Portlandia!!!) so things get back to semi-normal. Or I would have to call the Boss, again. I have my mail box full with like a thousand pamphlets of their nonsense.

My new years cheers goes out to my friends.
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that's an interesting looking llama in the ad on the right. (not there anymore? it'll come back)

As for this particular rant, a short "I hate everything" would have saved me some time, but then it wouldn't have generated my thinking of so many curses or allowed me to think "goodbye" so many times.
14
Where's Damosa (or whatever he's calling himself these days)?
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@scaler911

Why? Its because I'm black huh?
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The mercury makes great toilet paper though. If I go homeless I'm going to make a fort out of mercury papers, use it to wipe my bunghole and will construct my wardrobe out of it. The uses are greater than that of Hemp!

supposedly you can also READ the Mercury... gwahaha listen to that sweet malarky!
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My dog could even haved sensed that.
18
All this IA did him/herself was bitch and whine uncontrollably. How ironic.
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"she deserved it"? Who was hinted to have deserved what? I agree with a lot of what I,A says here, but being oh so sick of "hipsters" and complaining about it is is just as tired as anything else here. And poor spelling and punctuation in every sentence + all caps for emphasis while being so convinced of his/her own intelligence = just another idiot.
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I love it when people criticize spelling and grammar when they themselves are so good at it.
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Can someone please, once & for all, define "hipster" ? i am slightly confused as to who i should be despising.
Also, i agree that the online Mercury is getting rather depressing. It is making me so sad for humanity. It's heartbreaking to be exposed to so much ugly. i miss the days of a simple, paper rag.
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@ Damosa ~ All you do is bitch & moan uncontrollably. How ironic of YOU, you funny guy.
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I think DaDaA is the biggest hipster here because he has a nickname that is an extended allegory to Dadaism while the rest of us just have mainly simple nicknames.

I wish my nickname was something like Lord of the Flies.
24
Man, I'm glad that Patrick Alan Coleman came back, but did he have to do it in the IA?
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"Also, i agree that the online Mercury is getting rather depressing. It is making me so sad for humanity. It's heartbreaking to be exposed to so much ugly. i miss the days of a simple, paper rag."



If you're soo effin miserable, why don't you just go jump off the steel bridge then, huh? And you wanna know who's a "hipster"? YOU are! Yes, YOU! And if you're soo sad, then it has nothing to do with what you read on-line - but everything to do with what you look at in the mirror. You make YOURSELF miserable - everything you ever have to say here is some sort of negative put-down.

Just go away, already.
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Your such a Hipster DaDaA ;-)
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Oh for the love of all non-existent mythical gods combined, can you people please learn the goddamned difference between "YOUR" and "YOU'RE"!!!!!!!!!
28
LOL you got double Plaaaaaaaayed.
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:-D
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":-D"

What're YOU smiling about, huh?
31
what's up noobie? didn't find the answer which fits you? :-D
32
Daaaaaamn.
33
"Public school boy"?
34
Pretty much nailed it, esp. the bits about that pompous little twit Davis (who was the best thing that happened to the Merc *ever*) and the 12-y.o. editor.
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@ 34...yes, and I believe its pretty sad...yet here we are
36
Another year, another bunch of minor fucking annoyances presented as if they're earth-shattering deal breakers.
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Paper's free, y'all. No one is forcing you to read it. Or comment daily on its blogs.
38
Stop insulting 12 year olds! (I'm fairly certain none of them would enjoy being compared to me.)
39
I think someone needs a nap.
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"Paper's free, y'all. No one is forcing you to read it. Or comment daily on its blogs."

THANK YOU!
41
Idi Amin Dada?
FYI:
My autospell wants you to be known as Idiot Amino Data.
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Oh yeah? Well, you can go eff yourself, Stinky Shatner. Why don't you stick THAT in your autospell?

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