Anonymous Jan 13, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Dive Bar Drug Dealer

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your≠you're
on January 13, 2012 at 8:59 PM Report this
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What's the name of this bar?
I must pay it a visit.
That_One_Guy on January 13, 2012 at 10:44 PM Report this
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who cares? it's just coke. quit being such a tightwad.
arenit on January 13, 2012 at 10:52 PM Report this
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discrete≠discreet (plus punctuation, spacing errors)
There's nothing like quite as irritating as an ignorant twit who makes fun of other people's "useless" degree but can't hit keys for four sentences without embarrassing him/herself.
geyser on January 13, 2012 at 11:27 PM Report this
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"I get it, your some PNCA graduate..."

I get it, you're some PNCA graduate...

While YOU'RE busy brown-nosing and NARCing on other people, i corrected YOUR grammar for you.


YOU'RE welcome.
DamosA on January 13, 2012 at 11:53 PM Report this
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i personally wouldn't want to frequent a bar where everyone was hopped up on coke. However, if you're worried about his lack of discretion, tell him he's being way to obvious & that he might want to check his actions. He might appreciate it. And what his possibly having a degree from PNCA has to do with anything, well...
kalikill on January 14, 2012 at 12:03 AM Report this
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Modern day Geoffrey, yer talking again to that invisible man u saw last time u took some cotton balls? You're not a teacher in any degree, even though if you want to believe it. STFU dadadaa.

(of course you didn't write this i,anon, and then corrected it in the comments section, it isn't exactly a mayan horoscope.)

This act of desperation it is funny. Try again. But successfully please. Any other adjetives you wanna add?
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on January 14, 2012 at 2:16 AM Report this
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Oh, lovely Leaky. i don't know how to deal with your default picture change. You were so perfect as a frog. In fact, i imagined you as a toad, licking himself into wonderment. Now, idk...You're a terminator, & i don't know how to deal with that. Because, what? You are back to the past to create a future that doesn't exist yet? i reluctantly believe.
kalikill on January 14, 2012 at 3:12 AM Report this
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Remember folks; if you smear anything petroleum based on the back of oh...I dunno....let's just say for example a toilet at Tube; it will instantly dissolve and ruin their cocaine.

Best way to see an enraged scenester EVER.
ThatOneBitch on January 14, 2012 at 8:28 AM Report this
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"And what his possibly having a degree from PNCA has to do with anything, well..."


Yeah, i was just wondering myself what in Satan's Black Earth does a PNAC degree have to do with this.
DamosA on January 14, 2012 at 8:41 AM Report this
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kalikill, my picture wasn't of "a frog" and my current Avatar is not a T-800, or anything for that matter. What do you think? Are you thinking with the side of your fat mommas brain?

DaDaA, you write horoscopes like an enraged primate. You sell coke too, served on your ass for an extra 35%, on call on demand. The call on demand is for another fare, though.

And if i were to sell coke at a bar, for incapacity of making my monthly wage, I would simply get another job, like say, jugaloo in drag, or cop mall, for friend's sake...

DaDaA, now shutthefuckup.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on January 14, 2012 at 11:02 AM Report this
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Dearest Leaky ~ My voluptuous ass does not provide brain.
And Damosa ~ all that i have to say to you, is...hail satan. yay.
kalikill on January 14, 2012 at 11:47 AM Report this
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@9 ~ i had a scene in my head of a whole lot of vaseline...& then what? Like a really mean ( yet clever ) human who is aaalll into the coke ~ until, hahaha, hundreds of dollars worth of dope stuck on the the toilet seat? You think that's funny? So do i. Awesome prank :)
kalikill on January 14, 2012 at 11:55 AM Report this
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@sugarspill, great tip. As for you Anon...they are not in jail because it is pretty damn common (still) in this town. And not only hipsters like coke....for some reason a lot of white people in Portland do. I don't get the fascination. Oh, and a side note to you idiots who do this garbage: you are not funny. In fact being on coke does not make you funnier, it makes you annoying, also, if you are 150 ibs and can't fight, being coked out will not make you the Ultimate Warrior. It is going to make you get brutalized if you instigate something with someone who is not 150ibs and can fight. White lines....don't do it,lol
on January 16, 2012 at 12:51 PM Report this
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sugarspill, I feel like the greatest revenge against someone willing to snort coke off a toilet at the Tube would be to let them do it.
Blabby on January 16, 2012 at 3:06 PM Report this
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Discrete you speak of is an island, yes?
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 17, 2012 at 3:51 PM Report this
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i don't snort coke, but as a chemistry student, i feel obliged to mention that sugarspill's comment is not actually true
ebag on January 17, 2012 at 4:07 PM Report this

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