Portland Fashion

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We all know this is code for "why isn't there a Forever 21 near my condo?!"

($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 26, 2012 at 10:26 AM

You're tired of the bland and the mainstream? Guess who's got ur ass covered: STEEEEEE-LO. Check it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8UGQgv_tbY…
Nothing neutral about it.
All these TJ MAXX-wearing suckaz out there will never understand the power of image and art and exclusive fits. Sad.

geyser on January 26, 2012 at 11:09 AM

Have you considered just giving in and dressing like an adult?

on January 26, 2012 at 6:13 PM

People buy new clothes here? Naaaaah. What do you mean its bland here? What do you have against black? Seriously if you have money for fashion and can't find here you are not looking or just are'nt so bright. I know plenty of people in the industry that are not doing what you're accusing designers of and I'm not even in to fashion as anyone who knows me can attest,lol. It is you anon that needs to step you game up.

on January 27, 2012 at 10:21 AM

Thanks for the translation Oregometry. I thought this was code for "the craphole town I come from is soooo much cooler than Portland"

ebag on January 29, 2012 at 9:45 PM

People who are forward thinking and trying to progress their lives tend to dress in ways the author is searching for. Seattle will provide those options, as the culture there is more fast paced and advancement minded. Portland is where you go to drink coffee and lament things that you lack the oomph to change.

Mangler on February 5, 2012 at 12:40 PM