Meanwhile, your dwelling contains a full bucket of human shit that you have kept around for two months. Looks like the asshole neighbor got the last laugh. You are a disgusting failure at life.
This is old hat. You should be getting multiple friends to all shit in a bucket collectively. Leave it in a ventilation shaft somewhere where someone has pissed you off. It will smell like ass and no one will catch on for a while. Not to mention the pink eye that will spread like wild fire in a Santa Ana wind.
Unlike folks who have the time to write one, or more than one, response to every I,A.