Anonymous Mar 1, 2012 at 7:02 pm

Never Been, Ain't Never Have

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1
I think this here yokel is fake and whatnot.
Ovidius on March 2, 2012 at 9:41 AM Report this
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IA seems fixated on how "purdy" them city boys are with their "tight jeans, woolen caps placed just right and leather goods".
BokChoy on March 2, 2012 at 10:08 AM Report this
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Wow. Do you pull that phony accent out in the sticks? How does that go over with actual locals?

Let me guess. You moved out there within the last couple of years to "get back to the land" or something. Or you're just a troll and live in inner SE.
Blabby on March 2, 2012 at 10:33 AM Report this
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Real penises chop wood and don't care about beauty ugga ug ug
lithell on March 2, 2012 at 10:52 AM Report this
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Them's a bunch of faggots out in the city, lookin' all purdy.
lithell on March 2, 2012 at 10:59 AM Report this
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It's a troll job, but you guys sure bit hard,lol. Maybe there is a little truth in this eh fellas? Fake it may be, but it is funny how bearded, flannel shirt wearing leather belt DIY idiot is a barista or "musician" in real life. That part is funny
on March 2, 2012 at 11:09 AM Report this
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Yeah, cause fuck "musicians" and "baristas" with their belts and stuff. I hate those guys. IT'S SO TRUE AND FUNNY.
lithell on March 2, 2012 at 11:15 AM Report this
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You drop her off on 82nd and then drive back to your Condon condo?
Todd Mecklem on March 2, 2012 at 12:19 PM Report this
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Sorry, I meant "Dalles duplex."
Todd Mecklem on March 2, 2012 at 12:28 PM Report this
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"Biggs bungalow."
Todd Mecklem on March 2, 2012 at 12:29 PM Report this
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I feel better about this post and the post below when I read them in an old timesy prospector's voice.
on March 2, 2012 at 12:41 PM Report this
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"Mosier manor."
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on March 2, 2012 at 12:58 PM Report this
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We should place in a direct line this lady here with the other lady who was complaining about the same guys not taking care of their appearance. And then place the transcript conversation on I,A for everyone to read.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on March 2, 2012 at 1:26 PM Report this
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"Hermiston hovel."
Todd Mecklem on March 2, 2012 at 1:34 PM Report this
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"Dufur domicile."
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on March 2, 2012 at 1:35 PM Report this
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"Rufus Rental!"
on March 2, 2012 at 1:42 PM Report this
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"Pendleton pied-à-terre."
Todd Mecklem on March 2, 2012 at 1:58 PM Report this
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Sheridan Shanty
Barf! on March 2, 2012 at 2:03 PM Report this
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"Madras urine-stained mattress!"
on March 2, 2012 at 2:50 PM Report this
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john day john
jamdox on March 2, 2012 at 4:01 PM Report this
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I second this fool's notion.
Vincent Nice on March 2, 2012 at 5:04 PM Report this
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Yer welcome commenterrs for the Idea I just gave for it to materialize.)

(Nobody here appreciates nothing anymore?.)
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on March 2, 2012 at 6:15 PM Report this
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I feel better about these comments when I read them in an old timesy prospector's voice.
on March 2, 2012 at 8:49 PM Report this
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And, Bull Shit Meter Part II
scaler911 on March 2, 2012 at 9:20 PM Report this
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IA, the average Portland man has 10 inches of swingin' meat, and whatnot. Just take my word for it (and tell your lady friends back home in Van-tucky). Does that answer your question?
Doogie on March 3, 2012 at 2:00 PM Report this
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It's called popular fashion. Trends, etc. Nothing fucking new there.
ThatOneBitch on March 4, 2012 at 3:45 PM Report this
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@Leaky I think its sheer brilliance! I will give credit where it's due. @23....me too!
on March 4, 2012 at 5:42 PM Report this
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Erm, thanks Showstopper...
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on March 5, 2012 at 8:05 PM Report this

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