It's a troll job, but you guys sure bit hard,lol. Maybe there is a little truth in this eh fellas? Fake it may be, but it is funny how bearded, flannel shirt wearing leather belt DIY idiot is a barista or "musician" in real life. That part is funny
We should place in a direct line this lady here with the other lady who was complaining about the same guys not taking care of their appearance. And then place the transcript conversation on I,A for everyone to read.
IA, the average Portland man has 10 inches of swingin' meat, and whatnot. Just take my word for it (and tell your lady friends back home in Van-tucky). Does that answer your question?
Let me guess. You moved out there within the last couple of years to "get back to the land" or something. Or you're just a troll and live in inner SE.
(Nobody here appreciates nothing anymore?.)