Anonymous Mar 18, 2012 at 9:12 am

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True story, my one and only "date" from lovelab resulted in us fucking within 3 hours of our first meeting and as I was drilling away one of her fake eyelashes fell off. Fake eyelashes look silly in the first place but seeing this girl with one super long eyelash and another stubble eyelash made me go soft so fast, it was all I could focus on and I had to bury my face in her tits to keep from laughing in her face. I apologized and blamed it on myself (couldn't bare to tell her how ridiculous she looked) and bounced outta there.
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Cool story bro!
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As drilling accidents go that one doesn't sound so bad.
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Thanks for the visual arnit. Btw how was the tranny?
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Todd - nice one, as usual.. heh heh! XD
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COOL STORY BROSEPH THIS IS WHY YOU'RE ALONE.
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this IA might be a little shallow. And when I say "might be" I mean "is". And when I say "a little shallow" I mean "shallow".
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@ arenit - So lemme get this straight: you were having sex, SEX within 3 hours of meeting someone on-line, and you're bitching about her EYELASH? I've dealt with far worse. Hate to think that a mere "eyelash malfunction" could put me off.
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Beware the profile with pics taken from 500 feet away. Also, if you decribe yourself as curvy/full figured show photos that reflect that, not the pics from your sophomore-year class trip to DC from 8 years ago!
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Oh good. Another one of these.

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