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1
That is fucked. Were there not enough people around to fight back, or what? So sorry, humans like that scare me!
2
Well done with use of the word "vestigial". I found myself making a face of approval and nodding my head when I read that. Not that you likely give a shit, just saying.
3
would it be too much to ask whether you got a license number off the vehicle or took a pic of the douchebags with someones cell phone camera? sounds like they were there long enough to do both.
4
I haven't lived here my whole life, but this again reminds me amped-up, psychologically-stunted fuckwads (by coincidence, often in pickup truck, often with NRA stickers) run willy-nilly around here. This is one of those times when a license plate # and photos should be the highest priority, gotta try to use tax-paid Johnny Law. And also ++ for vestigial.
5
I'm not blaming the victims, but is it too much to guess that the assaulted friends made some remarks or gestures that took the evil meatheads from almost hitting them with the truck to administering the beating?
6
Blarny, you tit. This shit happens all the time: assholes almost hit you with their car, or assholes drive by and spit Copenhagen juice on you, or assholes throw their shoulder into you when passing on the sidewalk, and then you say fuck you, or you flip them off, or something, because you're fucking angry and embarrassed and you want to have some dignity or pride, and they slam on the brakes and start fighting because how dare you pick a fight with them. Fuck those kind of people forever.
7
Or, you know, you could of at least fought back. They were driving a matchbox pickup. Like a hot wheels. They must have been as tiny as they were angry.
8
It had to be at Sassy's.
9
Does anybody in this town have the ability to defend themselves from an assault greater than an open-handed slap?
10
I am a level VII slap boxer. I will powder these puppies and slap you silly with them. Back handed, between the legs, overhead with a downward modified karate chop slap. Slap slap slap-a-roo. Just don't punch me, it hurts.
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