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1
well, that last line just kind of ruined the whole rant for me. Get some help?
2
A jug of chlorox should solve your problems.
3
"but I'm just going to kill myself soon so I guess none of that is of any real concern to me."

Thank fucking god. You should all take a cue from this self-pitying asshole.
4
@3 you first motherfucker.
5
And I thought this was gonna be about someone stealin' yourr panties from the dryer. I want my money back!
6
Why not save some money and kill yourself before doing your laundry? What is considered a yuppie these days?
7
I'll suggest you should start ride a bike maybe it will cure some of your issues. If that's one of your bitch headaches, try walking. If you're unable to do physical actives- masturbate! If you can't do that well put a bird on it.
8
Good grief, no need to off yourself. Just stick your heinie in the full dryer (preferably the one with whites) and lay down some of yesterday's Taco Bell in there. Put in a couple of quarters, set it on high, and there ya go ... instant revenge. They'll think the loathesome baby did it.
9
"while the mother can't get her ass up and stick her tit in the babies mouth to shut it up" -- this sentence brightened my day! LOVE IT!
10
1) I agree that it is rude to not be quick with your laundry.

2) I don't think real yuppies would live in the "Sellwood Court Apartments"

3) Take your clothes to a laundromat and sit there with a book while they wash and dry.

4) Having a newborn makes parents exhausted and you can forget all kinds of basic shit. But it is very annoying to listen to a baby cry, especially if it isn't yours.

5) Don't kill yourself over laundry.
11
They are probably just totally out of their minds exhausted....take the karmic high road and maybe switch it over a few times for them. Maybe leave a card... Something along the lines of trying to help u but have my plate full to?could unplease try not to forget your laundry and I'll make some speghetti?
Just a thought.... Please don't kill yourself over it:(
12
IA, I can't tell if the final line of your rant is serious or not. But if you ar contemplating taking your life, please reconsider. I lot someone to suicide and it is unbelievably hurtful to those left behind.

http://www.suicidehotlines.com/oregon.html
13
Yeah, they need to hang instructions in laundromats. If you aren't there to change out your load, it's totally okay for someone to take your clothes out of the machine and put them on a clean surface.

I manage a (small) laundromat, and used 'em in the Army. Seems like half of everyone understands that rule and plans for it, and the other half of people go crazy because they think...I don't know, that other people's laundry is made of kryptonite, or something? Untouchable?

You always hear about someone pouring bleach or taking a shit in some machine because someone else left their clothes in there. Just freaking take the clothes out! They're not heavy! It's what the owner is expecting you to do! What the fuck is wrong with you?

And it'll be a big relief once you realize that you too can come back when it's convenient, and don't have to sit there reading a book the entire time.

Jesus.

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