Oh man, someone was nice to you and offered you shrooms? HAHA SOUNDS LIKE THE WORST HUMAN EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you're a bit confused, because there really hasn't been a Critical Mass ride in Portland since about 2006.

But if this person is really stalking you in a creepy way, you should do more about it than posting in IA.

Bicycle "culture is dead ( no pun intended only if your dead well I'll intend the pun )!! What I've seen @ critical masses it's casually fill with hipsters or people that want to "create havoc" while riding with a bunch of people they don't know. Those people then try to cruise for dates or more realistically lurk for rape victims & then stalk them apparently.

The critical mass may one day accomplish it's "real" ( if there is one ) goal of a bicycle take over. But that's pushing the pedal into dreamland. But my mind wanders frequently...

So you didn't answer my questions at the bus stop. Wanna have coffee? Wanna come over? What time do you get home? Do you wear underwear? What's that weird stain on your bedroom carpet? (Oops.)

All critical mass participants deserve stalkers.