Anonymous Apr 4, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Here’s What’s Up

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You are truly a bad ass and a library browser to be reckoned with.
It must be great not having anything remotely important to get angry about.
geyser on April 5, 2012 at 1:00 PM Report this
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You be careful, that's not all he browses :(
on April 5, 2012 at 5:19 PM Report this
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Yawn.
Captain Amerigo on April 5, 2012 at 6:16 PM Report this
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Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick. Has it really gotten so bad in this town that the "badass passive aggressiveness" is now going down at the Library?!?! Slowly becoming France during WWII around these parts.
scaler911 on April 5, 2012 at 9:50 PM Report this
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"Why do people act like I'm crazy when I act crazy?"
Todd Mecklem on April 6, 2012 at 7:03 AM Report this
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So people can't look at any books or movies until you've looked through the whole collection? People look at you weird because that's a really weird thing to do, weirdo.
Blabby on April 6, 2012 at 2:57 PM Report this
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@6

No. People will begin their searching on the same section as I am. I was there first. I mean for fucks sake, start at "a" and work your way to "z". And it's not like they have a mission, other than rubbing up on my junk. Damn.
on April 6, 2012 at 3:23 PM Report this
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@7, not everyone is crazy. Some people just know what they want or have a general idea and no where to go. YOU ARE THE ASSHOLE. Not everyone is like you! I know, it's a shocker you OCD piece of shit.
Roadflare on April 6, 2012 at 4:44 PM Report this
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@8, this type of psychosis is rampant at the library. No doubt that to this lunatic, "nut up" is anybody within a 3 foot radius of where they are standing.
Barf! on April 6, 2012 at 4:51 PM Report this
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@8 I will agree with you on me being an asshole, there is nothing unsusual about that especially in this town. I am not alone on this rant, I know several other people with the same story. I'm talking about browsing a very small section of a 16ft selection only to have some mouth breather post up right next me in some pre dry hump position.
I'm quite ok with being in close contact of people (looking at you ice prez).

Maybe this only occurs at the Hollywood branch, I dunno. I suggest one of you two fucks should go down there and try looking through the flicks. Chances are you'll get your frottage on...
on April 6, 2012 at 5:36 PM Report this
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@10 This fuck here prefers the library at 39th & Taylor. The movie section is most definitely cramped.
Barf! on April 6, 2012 at 7:09 PM Report this
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Well there you go. Btw isn't it 39th and Taylor-Taylor?
on April 6, 2012 at 8:29 PM Report this
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Hahaha, I would love I,A to try this on me. Like seriously. I,A is just full of powerless weenies that are used to there being no consequences to their actions so they lash out in these fundamentally weak and arbitrary ways.
The Beans on April 9, 2012 at 2:14 PM Report this
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1) Log into multco.lib
2) Pick things you like
3) Select "Place Hold'
4) Choose your favorite library
5) Wait until a few of your holds arrive
6) Pick them up at the library you chose in step 4.
Fruit Cup on April 9, 2012 at 4:18 PM Report this

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