Oh, did you date my ex-boyfriend too? Weird. Or is that like every other man-child in this town?

We all get one really shitty one. Or if you're unlucky multiple shitty ones.
It teaches you what not to do next time, and how to spot patterns. Also, neck tattoos are usually a red flag. Sorry Portland dudes, I calls em like I sees em.

....Now now calm down, I am sure there are tons of decent hardworking dudes too, I know some. Even some with neck tattoos. Just sayin'.

Anonymous, is all your fault. Next please.

HINT: He dumped your ass 'cause he doesn't like you anymore. He's a pussy and had to come up with a lie ("I need to sober up") to make him look like the bad guy. Go on a diet or quit being such a needy bitch or something (gotta be one of those) and hunt down your next victim -- you'll soon be over this pussy in no time.

I do my sexy dance at the Ratfuck.

@Jake. I'm trying to write this down ... P-a-p-p-y-s ... 82nd ... line of meth ... OK, got it. Thanks.

Right on!