Anonymous Apr 12, 2012 at 7:57 pm

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Party favors are drugs, which I assumed that's what the "white" is that you supposedly brought. I had the same experience, except this girl lived in Vancouver. Kid upstairs, several cheetah print wall decorations, a unicorn flying over a lake poster and classic rock on the stereo, this girl and I got into it. She was like straight out of 1987, with her tights and all. Hot girl, but boring sex. Sounds like your chick was nasty, you fat fuck. Yuck.
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ladies & gentlemen, we have a winner!
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I want more IA's like this.
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You're no gentleman.
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So, you acknowledge that you are not very good looking, & an overweight drunk? But, this woman, wasn't good enough for you? How does that work? i'm a fat, drunken slob...but if you want the privilege of fucking this golden star, you had better be a supermodel. i mean, you got together for a one time hook up. Obviously, someone thinks that SHE is a good enough person to have kids & a relationship with. Maybe noone thinks that about you because you are a shallow, judgmental, blind prick. Just a thought.
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Winner winner chicken dinner!
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Jesus fuck christ, it sounds like you BOTH would be better off dead.

And be really careful about answering hook-up ads on CL. Cops use CL to bait dumbfucks like you all the time. More wins [for them] if the dope is also stupid enough to bring drugs with him.
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DamosA, you are NOT supposed to give him a heads up on that! It's like when they bust dead beat dads who show up for "free Lakers tickets". You have to admit, that shit hysterical.
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I like how Samosa calls out someone for doing something stupid vis a vis the cops.
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@9 I know! Like he has some "commenter cred" from his own dumbfuck mistakes. We'll have to wait for the public library to open tomorrow to hear him tell you to register for an account.....
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I have no worries then because the letter I got told me it was for Blazers tickets, not Lakers.
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@ Eric, it's all good bro!
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I see that Geo still has a raging hard-on for me. But now he's doing that thing whereas, instead of having the balls to address ME directly, he will simply refer to me in this passive-aggressive, round-a-bout, chicken-shit way.
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That's because I WASN'T talking to you. Same old Cliffy, thinks the comment board revolves around him. Hey Cliffy, since I am addressing you, why don't you give us an update on your FBI bust? Did they take your computer for keeps? Also, did they take your bondage gear(that you wear in public)?? How much $$ is it all costing you???
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Dude, what is this FBI thing you keep going on about? Starting to get alittle un-henged there, eh? I'm glad you don't know where i actually live.
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. Uh, google your name. Maybe add Portland in your search. Even has your Prescott address. No, I'm not going to waste my time wheeling myself(wheelchair) to your door. Yes, you are trying to play dumb. Yes, I've seen your dumb ass picture of you in your bondage gear. Wow, you are so alternative looking. Fuckin douche.

Also, it's "unhinged" not unhenged.
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And lastly, YOU were on the news.
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OK, so you're OFFICIALLY stalking me now. Creepy dude. Creepy.
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Your version of stalking? That's even CREEPIER. Btw dude, you still dressing like a 15yo? Cuz you sure act like one.
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lawl!!!!

This was a sad one and funny at the same time, I feel bad for laughing but I still find it funny!
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sorry, but i thought that was a pretty good story. great visuals.

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