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Grilling season is just warming up. I bet that goat would taste pretty good on the ol' barbie.
2
Sean?
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Couple extra points for "dickchunk."
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Couple more extra points for "I'm no goat whisperer."
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Aah, that's sad! But, to be fair, i used to have 2 ducks, Freek & Geek. They were brother & sister. They would squawk all night & all day. 3 in the morning, they were squawking. Finally, one of them "disappeared". The neighbors who lived on either side of us were both avid hunters, & i think that they reappeared onto the family dinner plate.
Still, i grew up with goats & they do get lonely. They are very social animals. Perhaps your neighbors don't realize this? Maybe you could actually talk to them. Or leave them a note with some info on goats social needs. Most animals don't like to be alone. Humans included. So, wake them up to this fact.
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You're right, they are herd animals...but if dickchunk got two more goats, you'd have THREE goats bAAAAHHHH-ing continuously all day, only this time they'd be chatting.
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Why on Satan's Scotched Earth would ANYONE keep a goat as a pet??? Stupid, crazy people, DAMN!
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IT'S GOAT TIME!
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Is this the goat that lives by my favorite brewery on Alberta?! I would die having to be right next door to a tap of Moose Drool and no way of getting at it, too! Next time, goat, first round is on me.
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I once attended a house party where someone brought along their pygmy goat. It proceeded to piss and shit and run wild everywhere, no doubt scared shitless (literally) by being inside a house full of loud drunk revelers
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At one point in my life I lived on a goat farm and was raised around livestock. Goats get lonely. Goats can quite literally die of loneliness. They need a companion.

Maybe instead of passive aggressive digital bullshit you could passive aggressively use some direct analog communication in looking up this information and slipping it in their mailbox? Or if you are scared I'll do it. No really. My email is jwilliams at portlandmercury dot com. Give me their address and I'll do it.
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