Anonymous Apr 18, 2012 at 11:01 am

I'm Not Much of a Freak

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This one had potential until it got to the last two sentences. Next time, post something freakier.
dimitrir on April 18, 2012 at 12:12 PM Report this
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lol u wrote a bad word on the paperwork? ehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scandalous!!!! :-).
arenit on April 18, 2012 at 1:00 PM Report this
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Oh, I get it. Hot girls, lab coats and you are in a sterile room where they say the word "pussy" out loud. Not the cheapest of kinks...
on April 18, 2012 at 1:19 PM Report this
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The author of this is the same guy that wrote "So What?"
pdxMB on April 18, 2012 at 1:31 PM Report this
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I dated a girl who had a cat that would sometimes lick my balls when I was doing the girlfriend from behind. Never told the girl, always winked at the cat.
on April 18, 2012 at 1:44 PM Report this
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Keep Portland Weird!
scaler911 on April 19, 2012 at 11:03 AM Report this
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Whatever gets you through, freakshow
on April 19, 2012 at 3:01 PM Report this

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