Anonymous Apr 26, 2012 at 12:28 am

Theatre Sex Anyone?

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You know when people talk about how annoying Portlanders are? It's a lazy generalization, but I know there's a reason they use it. Reference everybody in this story, for example.
on April 26, 2012 at 9:02 AM Report this
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why do you think God created alleys?
Eric in SE on April 26, 2012 at 9:47 AM Report this
3
Who knew Sting was in town?
mars on April 26, 2012 at 9:48 AM Report this
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would you read it like Butthead so it turns out automagically funny?
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on April 26, 2012 at 12:01 PM Report this
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Dear Perv employees,

Please post the video online.
on April 26, 2012 at 12:59 PM Report this
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@3, I seriously lmao. Thanks. Oh and I second Rich Bachelor's point
on April 26, 2012 at 3:04 PM Report this
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Oh, this was the Paris, right? I thought it was totally ok to have sex there. The couples both, way in the back. I thought that's what it was there for.
DamosA on April 27, 2012 at 1:12 AM Report this
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Woo hoo...moment of a life time...theater sex!

What a sad little life time you both have had so far.
Todd Mecklem on April 27, 2012 at 6:59 AM Report this
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I'm glad we live in the magnited states of america, where you're free to sex in a the-a-ter.
Fruit Cup on April 27, 2012 at 4:47 PM Report this
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We draw the line at Peggy Olsons.
Andy Mesa on May 1, 2012 at 1:21 PM Report this

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