This is written with genuine discontent and I can't help but love every word. Anybody willing to publicly abscond someone's grandma for high-fiving elementary school kids, even under the guise of anonymity, is pretty bad ass. Well done, I,A.
So your kid also participates in all the hive-fiveing revelry? I guess one could surmise that this ritual is ABOUT THE KIDS, NOT YOU. Thats quite a level of self-involvement you have achieved, sir/madame.
Certainly, madame