I highly doubt this asshole actually *wants* suggestions, but just because a dog is microchipped doesn't mean s/he couldn't do the responsible thing and surrender it to Oregon Humane Society or any number of other specific breed rescue organizations. I have two rescue pugs (and I don't blame the "Portland lifestyle," either) that were both microchipped. You just get the chip number transferred.

@2- You rescued your pugs? Were they drowning when you found them?

@3 - tied to railroad tracks, actually. There are some real assholes out there.

JUST PUT THE DOGS DOWN. IT'S NOT TOUGH.

I don't know what your complaining about.

Sound like you didn't do your homework before getting a dog.
Idiot.

"Set him free in the woods"?
Hahaha!
That's pretty funny.
I hate dogs.

Speaking of dogs, how is your mom @9 ???
Oh now what? That was a dirty crack. Speaking of dirty cracks, how is your sister?
Wow, so sorry. Now that was a low blow. Speaking of low blows, how's your old man doing?

#10: Your nonsensical comment has left me scratching my head. Was that your attempt at 'gettin' me good"? Your twaddle is pure bunk and I'm just about sick of your poppycock.

To easy.

My dog got worms once. You should clean up a pile of doodoo with worms in it. I am still fucked up over the whole thing and it was years ago. Petsmart has an obedience class for you, though. My dog never barks, chews, or craps in my house.

Just put the stupid animal down and be done with it already. Dogs are malodorous, insipid, beasts that are utterly useless except as a drain on one's resources and an inconvenience to everyone within their proximity.

A totally reasonable rant. After all, how could you know before owning one that a dog would do things like shed, shit and bark?

BEST FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think this IA is just trolling... but on the off-chance that this post is genuine: Give your dog up to the Pixie Project, NOW, fucker. You obviously suck as a dog owner and think of your pet as an accessory that's there for your convenience, rather than a living being that relies on you for its care. Your dog deserves a chance at a good life - something you're obviously not going to provide. "Portland lifestyle", really? What kind of fuck knuckle gets a dog to make himself "look cool", then resents the dog? Seriously - please never own a pet again.