Workplace Understandings

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I'm pretty sure that at least 90% of the IA's about work are written by Mercury staffers. With that in mind: Steve, stop being such a pinchbelly and replace the motion detector.
2
In the land of the constipated, the man with diarrhea is king.
3
Why do the lights going out prolong your bowel movements, friend?
4
I bet this was written by a chick.
5
or you can shit in the darkness, that way being more Green!
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@5- One could take it even further by wiping with their hand. After defecating.
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yes, I guess one can make deeper efforts.
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Easy solution: don't shit at work. It's nasty, and nobody likes walking into your cloud of fecal-stank afterwards anyway. Besides, you're not being paid to take a dump, so get your ass back to work.

The only people who shit at work are the fat middle-aged salesmen anyway, who see it as some sort of exercise in dick-swinging. Don't be that guy.
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Don't shit at work? Is this what it has come to? I have zero problem being "that guy." Fuck your delicate sinuses, I'm a coffee drinker, dammit.
10
Always get paid to poop.
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Never shit on your lunch break. Always shit on the clock.
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If it is a merc staffer........run for your life! Humphrey timed those lights so he can trap you in the bathroom and molest you! Allegedly
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How much illumination does one really need in order to shit properly?