I'm pretty sure that at least 90% of the IA's about work are written by Mercury staffers. With that in mind: Steve, stop being such a pinchbelly and replace the motion detector.
Easy solution: don't shit at work. It's nasty, and nobody likes walking into your cloud of fecal-stank afterwards anyway. Besides, you're not being paid to take a dump, so get your ass back to work.
The only people who shit at work are the fat middle-aged salesmen anyway, who see it as some sort of exercise in dick-swinging. Don't be that guy.
The only people who shit at work are the fat middle-aged salesmen anyway, who see it as some sort of exercise in dick-swinging. Don't be that guy.