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I apologized for that. BTW, does 4 six packs of beer equal 4 items or 24? Or am I just a alcoholic?
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If I want to ejaculate all over the conveyor belt, that's my right as an American! Call it "items" if you must!
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@2- No doubt. And if you shit on the conveyor, try to make it come out in one long turd. To do otherwise is just socially rude.
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Usually I'm seeing double, so I'm only able to buy six items. Then I hand the checker two credit cards and try to grab one back, which is why I'm banned from Safeway.
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#2 I guess you're right. I almost went to fight in Iran with the troops so I guess it's my right too if I wanted it.
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Americans are typically douche-bags whenever shopping at a store or attempting to buy something in general. There really ought to be a line for the very few people such as MYSELF, who walk into a store knowing EXACTLY what they want, get it, take it to the counter, pay for it, NOT carry on chit-chat with the cashier, and LEAVE right away.
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#6 I do that sometimes and it's deemed as "suspicious".
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Sheeeiit, i'm already on file, i couldn't be more suspicious if i put in a good-faith effort to do so.
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which I can see you're doing...
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Well thank you. B/c you know, i really do try hard at it. Say, is there a way to check whether you're on a 'no-fly' list, even if you don't plan on flying?
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1 800 dum fuck

There.
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You're not EVEN trying anymore. You're just farting online.
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I know you are but what am I?
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I know YOU are, but what am i?