To the Guy Who Keeps Using My Towel - I, Anonymous Blog - Portland Mercury | Comments

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1

I don't know what you're bitching about. Do something about it. Or there is someone with more power in your office who you should bring this complain over to? typical passive aggressive with no patience at all.

Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on May 17, 2012 at 9:23 AM

2

You wiped a total strangers ball smell all over yourself for four days, got fed up and then wrote this? I think you actually sort of liked it.

Geo Liquor on May 17, 2012 at 9:27 AM

3

Maybe his balls and butthole have magical drying powers, ever think about that?

Todd Mecklem on May 17, 2012 at 10:21 AM

4

Use his shaving kit!

C'mon! I think we all know where this is going!

on May 17, 2012 at 10:31 AM

5

Anon probably squeels when the guy snaps his ass with the towel too, and pretends he doesn't like that.

Demondog on May 17, 2012 at 10:40 AM

6

this is totally, like, a sex thing.

pdxajn on May 17, 2012 at 11:05 AM

7

Take a dump in his locker

Barf! on May 17, 2012 at 11:23 AM

8

#7: Shitting in inappropriate places seems to be your solution to everything today. Are you getting enough fiber in your diet? Or maybe too much?

dimitrir on May 17, 2012 at 11:46 AM

9

I did have an excellent cup of coffee.....

Barf! on May 17, 2012 at 1:13 PM

10

Come on where is your sense of fun? Leave a towel hanging that has a dusting of cayenne pepper and/or spritz of pepper oil. Makes those delicate tissues very unhappy.

gloworm on May 17, 2012 at 1:43 PM

11

@GLOWORN: THAT'S THE BEST SOLUTION.

Graham on May 17, 2012 at 3:54 PM

12

Itching powder!

predator on May 17, 2012 at 4:02 PM

13

How does Anon know it's just ONE guy using his towel?

AlaskanNow on May 18, 2012 at 1:00 AM

14

1. Wipe poop into towel.
2. Hang towel in usual place, concealing poop smear in the process.
3. Never have that asshole use your towel again.

Drunk & Write on May 18, 2012 at 12:18 PM

15

Hey OP's towel, tell me how my ass taste!

on May 18, 2012 at 1:08 PM

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