Anonymous May 19, 2012 at 10:32 pm

To the Pearl District girls in sunglasses

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1
Go on a diet. Next!
Doogie on May 21, 2012 at 12:23 PM Report this
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i will punch a girl in the face if she ever does this to me.
pdxajn on May 21, 2012 at 12:59 PM Report this
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This is not unique to women or the Pearl District. Everyone in Portland does this coz they be some passive aggressive judgey-ass bitches. SIDE EYES FOR EVAH!
TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on May 21, 2012 at 1:44 PM Report this
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Girls like big sunglasses, and no, not just the ones in the Pearl. No really. As for you being "kinda fat"....maybe she likes that, who knows. I have seen more heinously ugly potbellied dorks with cute girls in this town than anywhere else I have ever been. Or she could be a cannibal. You never really know. I would take it as a compliment, but not attend a "butchering class" with her if I were you.
on May 21, 2012 at 2:38 PM Report this
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I smell a conspiracy...
Lonely At The Movies on May 21, 2012 at 3:16 PM Report this
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Off your meds again?
Todd Mecklem on May 21, 2012 at 3:22 PM Report this
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Could they be looking at you because you are staring into their eyes? Just a thought.

Most importanlty, if you want to avoid horrible people, don't hang out in the Pearl.
Blabby on May 21, 2012 at 3:33 PM Report this
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So some broad in glasses was looking at you - OH NOOS! Um, is this one even a "complaint"?
DamosA on May 21, 2012 at 4:12 PM Report this
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Annoying observation. Get over it.
on May 21, 2012 at 4:18 PM Report this
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Why's it okay for you to stare directly at them? Did it occur to you that maybe that makes them uncomfortable, and they're just keeping an eye on you in case you jump up and try to follow them?
Steve R. on May 21, 2012 at 4:39 PM Report this
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Next time it happens just say"stare hard, retard!" 10 times out of 10 they will laugh.
Barf! on May 21, 2012 at 6:57 PM Report this
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Blabby for advice of the year!
on May 22, 2012 at 2:33 PM Report this
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@12- I will amend blabby's comment and say that if you want to avoid horrible people, become an agoraphobe.
Barf! on May 25, 2012 at 10:45 AM Report this
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*yawn*

What happened to giving strangers funny expressions when they look at you? Give em a nice fat raspberry. That'll freak em real good and give you a laugh.
chicostix on May 25, 2012 at 1:39 PM Report this
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haha so true!
bonn.me on June 18, 2012 at 7:41 AM Report this
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socially inept neck beard gawks at a genetically superior individual and is confused as to why she tried to avoid eye contact. back of the bus fatty.
remotely queued on June 20, 2012 at 3:00 AM Report this

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