I, Anonymous Blog May 20, 2012 10:43 AM

You Ought To Be Ashamed

by Anonymous

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Omg for the 5000000th time, Kettleman's sucked.
tcraighenry on May 21, 2012 at 12:27 PM · Report this
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Kettleman's was awful on pretty much every level. Noah's/Einstein is much better. I don't care for their decorations either, but that's a pretty stupid thing to complain about.
Broseph Goebbels on May 21, 2012 at 12:58 PM · Report this
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I'm curious if the people who hated Kettleman's think there's somewhere in town to get good bagels.
eldepeche on May 21, 2012 at 1:46 PM · Report this
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Kornblatt's yo
tcraighenry on May 21, 2012 at 2:41 PM · Report this
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Broseph Goebbels? That's your screen name? Seriously? What the fuck is wrong with you?
TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on May 21, 2012 at 2:46 PM · Report this
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complaining about decor is certainly legitimate, but i haven't been to the new einstein brothers bagels, so i can't comment specifically.

there's a place on sw macadam called finicky's that has pretty awesome bagels, though.
pdxajn on May 21, 2012 at 2:51 PM · Report this
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Haha, it's an I Love You Man reference that I find pretty funny. Haters gonna hate.
Broseph Goebbels on May 21, 2012 at 3:08 PM · Report this
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OY VEY.
Lonely At The Movies on May 21, 2012 at 3:15 PM · Report this
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Shouldn't whoever decided to sell out to Einstein's share the blame? Anyway, we look forward to Anonymous opening a great bagel shop that *gets* the Portland vibe...oh, right, it's easier to just wag your jaw (or fingertips).
Todd Mecklem on May 21, 2012 at 3:21 PM · Report this
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I'm so confused. I swear it was Noah's that Einstein took over. And it's just a name thing. The one I go to in the Tron (that was definitely a Noah's and is now definitely an Einstein) has the same mediocre coffee, same awesome employees, and same good bagels.
A bagel's a bagel so shaddap.
Fat&Sassy on May 21, 2012 at 3:49 PM · Report this
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Obligatory "I'm from NYC and none of this shit is bagels" post
Chunty McHutchence on May 21, 2012 at 7:34 PM · Report this
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Todd beat me to the punch pointing out that it was that sweet dear Chinese immigrant who is to blame for selling his company.
Get over it already.
Try Bagel-land at Freemont and 42nd.
frankieb on May 21, 2012 at 8:05 PM · Report this
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I'll never understand the fascination with bagels (and coffee). They're just stale doughnuts without the sugar.
Bearclaw from AM/PM and a Monster are the 'Breakfasts of Champions'.
scaler911 on May 22, 2012 at 5:17 AM · Report this
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How is hiring "hipster servers" a good thing? Often they lack service skills and attitude so people complain. Also, it wasn't that great and I am happy with Noahs. Then again I might have 2 bagels a month
on May 22, 2012 at 2:31 PM · Report this
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I kinda think Noah's sucks, but that has nothing to do with the basic mechanics of capitalism, which is what is really to blame -since apparently you need that- for this business being sold to another business.
on May 22, 2012 at 4:15 PM · Report this
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RB businesses are sold all the time. I worked for Fred Meyer when Kroger bought it and slowly but surely pushed their brands in. People complained at first, but now no one even remembers that, and it was only about ten years ago. You know, before half the fucking population of Portland moved
on May 24, 2012 at 2:10 PM · Report this
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I went into Noah's Bagels on Hawthorne, a few weeks ago and the bagels were fucking terrible. All I can say is that the quality of these bagels has went way down with the emerging of hipsters.

Thanks a lot dickbags!
chicostix on May 25, 2012 at 1:36 PM · Report this