Sorry I Tapped Your Bumper, Man...

Comments

I tap peoples bumpers all the time, for two reasons:
1) Cheaper than driving to the Wilsonville Family Fun Center and playing Bumper Cars...or Bumper Boats!!!
2) Because that space is big enough for my car, especially if I nudge you aside a little.

falafelstomper on May 29, 2012 at 10:33 AM

Worst & most potentially psychotic drivers:
1) Pickup trucks 2) Taxi drivers 3) Mercedes / BMW owners (especially SUVs) 4) PT Cruisers 5)... and of course DWA's

on May 29, 2012 at 10:52 AM

Believe it or not, it's called a bumper for a reason!

on May 29, 2012 at 2:21 PM

Maybe you should learn how to park instead of writing catty shit online.

TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on May 29, 2012 at 2:26 PM

@4 If you're the lady that lives on my street that will not pull forward into the next available space, I am hitting your bumper on purpose. I noticed a crack a few weeks ago...and its getting bigger.

falafelstomper on May 29, 2012 at 3:30 PM

If you cannot manage to park your vehicle without touching another vehicle, then clearly you shouldn't be driving.

frankieb on May 29, 2012 at 5:53 PM

No way in Hell would this jerk DARE raise up on ME like that! That'll be the end of him!

DamosA on May 29, 2012 at 9:15 PM

#6...You may have saved my life. Why, just this morning I burned my toast. Clearly I shouldn't be toasting. Better get rid of the toaster before I burn the house down. And come to think of it, I sliced my finger pretty bad several years ago with a paring knife. Clearly I shouldn't be cutting apples. Time to get rid of those suckers too, before I cut off a digit. Thanks, man!

on May 30, 2012 at 1:08 PM