Anonymous May 31, 2012 at 10:00 pm

Dear President Dildo

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1. "Altogether" does not mean the same thing as "all together."
2. Your second paragraph is so poorly written that I'm not sure if it's racist.
3. You have to tell someone everything about your job on the first date? That sounds boring as shit.
4. Dildos.
eldepeche on June 1, 2012 at 9:29 AM Report this
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Don't ever ask a man to give up his true calling in life.

The idea of a "sex industry" that includes all sex-related work is ridiculous to me. The folks who punch the clock down at the dildo plant or at the cock ring warehouse are in the same "industry" as people working in a brothel somewhere?
geyser on June 1, 2012 at 9:49 AM Report this
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This particular I,Anon = prude-of-the-year contender for sure.
arenit on June 1, 2012 at 10:02 AM Report this
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So basically, you just broke up and you're whining here about it because...??? Why don't you just send the guy an email? Sheesh!
DamosA on June 1, 2012 at 10:54 AM Report this
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Whatnow? Breaking up over dildos? I'm so confused.
crookedfinger on June 1, 2012 at 11:16 AM Report this
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Classy girls use their fingers, not dildos! This guy is clearly so guhhhrossss!
arenit on June 1, 2012 at 11:19 AM Report this
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ummmm dildos > fingers. Grow up, anon.
kay_b on June 1, 2012 at 11:57 AM Report this
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Are you saying you dated him for several years and now you're blaming him for not discussing his job ON THE FIRST DATE??!?

I think you just found our "Gee..." spot.
Todd Mecklem on June 1, 2012 at 12:27 PM Report this
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Also...
"I am the Dildo King. I can screw anything."
Todd Mecklem on June 1, 2012 at 12:30 PM Report this
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"Citizen Dildo"!
kay_b on June 1, 2012 at 1:44 PM Report this
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I very fond of that British singer "Dildo"....oops I meant Dido!
on June 1, 2012 at 2:11 PM Report this
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The Once and Future Dildo
Todd Mecklem on June 1, 2012 at 3:15 PM Report this
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The Dildo of the ages
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on June 1, 2012 at 4:02 PM Report this
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Kill-do would be a great name for a horror movie about a killer dildo. Like, the soul of a slain porn star possesses a dildo. Then it kills people, shit like that. Kill-do!
Barf! on June 1, 2012 at 4:39 PM Report this
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iceprez -- Genius
kay_b on June 1, 2012 at 5:32 PM Report this
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Die-brator!
Todd Mecklem on June 1, 2012 at 5:37 PM Report this
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Dildo Baggins! wait, where's Sam?
on June 2, 2012 at 12:25 PM Report this
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He's busy sucking off Dildo Baggins.
kay_b on June 2, 2012 at 9:42 PM Report this
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Where is the dildo manufacturing plant in Portland, and do they give tours?
dimitrir on June 3, 2012 at 2:22 PM Report this
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@14, it's already been done...in William S. Burroughs' Naked Lunch. The dildo is called Steely Dan. Yes, that is where the best band ever got its name.
eprophet on June 5, 2012 at 9:44 PM Report this

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