IA, first off how did you even manage to submit this? I did not know that trailer parks had internet sevice - or did you type this up at the library?

Anyways, if you're too good for the "OVERPRICED SLOP BUCKETS", then maybe you ought to just stay home and order yourself a Dominos pizza. You can even classy it up with a bottle of the finest Andre's champagne, on sell at Plain Pantry right now just $5.99!

"on sell" ?

"White Trash Birthdays," I'm pitching that to the Discovery Channel today.

OVERPRICED SLOP BUCKETS

Andre's is a delightful sparkling wine.

I'm not knocking it, it IS. I'm just saying, since IA is such a savvy consumer, he ought to find it quite affordable.

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SS- i think the service in portland is pretty good, having lived in other west coast cities. IA if you're planning to go out for a white trash birthday, take it to the extreme so people appreciate your effort! You're probably in mid-level white trash purgatory, neither trashy or styled, forever stuck with box of Hostess Sno-Balls and an accidental mullett.

I have no doubt that this all went down at Red Robin Restraunt.

DamosA- Andre's is good but will give you a hangover that will make you wish you were dead

Only if you're a lush who downs more than one whole bottle in a single night, sure. But i've always found afew glasses of Cooks mimosa to give me a rather pleasant buzz.

Besides, i already wish i were dead sometimes. Strong alcohol usually makes that go away.

I hate poor, white trash. There, I said it. It's been quite a while since I've been a server and bartender, but I used to relish in discriminating against your kind. What you don't realize is that sometimes it's just not worth the prospect of your tip to have to be nice to you or to give you good service.

Stick with the Outback or Applebees in Vancouver or Beaverton and I think we will all of us be happier for it.

and @#5 -- Todd, you're the reason why I get up in the morning. I fuckin' your comments!

Every time i come here and see *unregistered comment, i just know it's someone talking shit.