See how much he likes it when you destroy his left side mirror with a tire iron. It will take so little of your time, and give you so much satisfaction.
Well, first off, some of us, in our teen years, have just thought it was funny. I mean it's kind of conceited of IA to believe he's actually thinking this is going to work. He's having a go at you. Taking the piss. Annoying you because he thinks you're cute. Seriously, why are these people such a bunch of buttoned up pussies? Hippie parents I'm guessing?