Maniac Cyclists [REVISED DUE TO MORATORIUM]

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1
Maybe it was the descent bone in her body, she just can't stop moving, y'know?
2
Today I saw one of those passenger type 3 wheelers, with a couple girls in the back, nice and shaded, and the driver of it (I forget the name - it had a bird painted or stenciled on it, so I assumed it was a nod to 'Portlandia' - but no, it was actually part of the company name)
Anyway - this dumbass dude is riding backwards on it so he can easily chat up the girls in back.
Yep - BACKWARDS.
Oh dude, you are so cool you wanna show the girls yer package or what?
I've seen 2 hit and run accidents involving just cars in this area - SE 11th and Lincoln -you looking to get into one too?
Idiot! Transporting others, no less. I couldn't believe that shit.
3
The worst ones are the hoppity ball messengers. They never stay in the designated hoppity lanes and they hop in and out of traffic.

4
It sounds like IA's granny is in the ICU after that wicked road rash on the elbow.
5
Mr.Editor, I dub thee "Asshole".
6
The editor or his girlfriend was probably the asshole ran who ran over the grandmother.