Anonymous Jul 17, 2012 at 8:10 pm

This Need for New

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Can I have your first world problems?
on July 18, 2012 at 9:07 AM Report this
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HI GRAMPA! HOW ARE YOU TODAY? WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO BRING YOU A FISH SANDWICH AND A SANKA FOR LUNCH?
Doogie on July 18, 2012 at 9:09 AM Report this
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Really? People rag on you for having old shit? Maybe you should stop hanging out with materialistic douchebags.
crookedfinger on July 18, 2012 at 9:17 AM Report this
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God, the comments are vitriolic as fuck. Whatever.

Cool, be a Neo-Luddite. And people do make fun of your technology if it's not up to their standards of new/cool/trendy.
It's placing value in status symbols, like a shiny new flatscreen or a smartphone. Congrats! You don't have to overcompensate for anything. Being happy with what you have is not something most people are capable of.
ThatOneBitch on July 18, 2012 at 10:18 AM Report this
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No one gives a shit about any of your stuff.
UnicornSomersault on July 18, 2012 at 2:00 PM Report this
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Au contraire Yoda; they do. That's what the post was about.
The More You Know (tm)!
on July 18, 2012 at 2:27 PM Report this
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blah blah blah. blah. blah blah blah blah. Whatever, who gives a shit. Just by new underwear and bathe so I don't have to smell you is all I ask...
ConflictArtist on July 18, 2012 at 3:59 PM Report this
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by by I mean buy...
ConflictArtist on July 18, 2012 at 6:14 PM Report this
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I'm pretty sure you're either 1. making this up or 2. humble bragging about your lack of technology. Go you.
tcraighenry on July 18, 2012 at 8:33 PM Report this
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@ rich bachelor- damn you and that bear pick. Every time I see you post I get warm fuzzies. lol
ConflictArtist on July 18, 2012 at 8:50 PM Report this
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Yup. I don't understand how anyone could have any hostility toward Hostility Bear.
on July 18, 2012 at 9:34 PM Report this
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So stop hanging out with hipsters, problem solved (that's 14$ you owe me btw)
on July 19, 2012 at 2:14 PM Report this

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