Cause I was born here. Right here. St. Johns. Right on top of the bridge. Lived here all my life. You can check my birth certificate. If all these Libtards would just leave, this would be paradise. Me, my small business, my fellow ditto-heads, and Ann-Coulter-lookin'-hotties.... what a wonderful world that would be! Gawd, I'm gettin' hot'n'bothered just thinking about it. Pardon me while I go into the bathroom to take care of something...
(for the record, i'm a liberal douchetard that tries in vain to convince hot lesbians to suck my john thomas while i complain to them that too many assholes let their dangerous dogs go off-leash.....i admit it)
Why should anyone leave? To complain and to complain about complaining gives us something to do and can, at times, be entertaining. Besides, it's healthy to vent. Could you imagine if everyone was all cheery and fucking smiling and accommodating 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. That is a form of HELL...
Apart from the items on your list that are dangerous and/or illegal, e.g. unleashed dogs and cyclists on the sidewalk, I'm more or less with ya, IA. Bitching and moaning gets old pretty quick, particularly when it's about generally inconsequential matters. So complain all you want about the complainers, you have my full endorsement... Oh, and to those who were born here and don't like the way the place has turned out twenty, thirty, forty years later, well... tough shit. Things change, that's just life. I was born in Saginaw, MI in the early 70s. Back then it was a reasonably decent place. By the early 90s it was a shithole. Did I piss and moan about the carjackings and the stabbings and the shootings and the oppressive humidity and the decimated economy and the relative lack of culture? No, I found a place that suited me better, and I'm happy to be here. It takes more than a few hipsters and strollers to get me riled up.
I haven't really met any of these stereotypes you describe...waaaiiiiit a minute, you were being facetious! Right? Or just suggesting that other people who "complain" somehow make you feel better about yourself? Wait, I see what you did here...BUT YOU FAILED TO MENTION BIKES,CYCLISTS, OR EVEN FIXIES! Epic fail! Boom, outta here
and for the record I've lived in Portland since 1991 and it was a redneck infested Nazi loving shit hole. At least some culture is coming here and yes unfortunately the yuppies are coming a long with it.
(for the record, i'm a liberal douchetard that tries in vain to convince hot lesbians to suck my john thomas while i complain to them that too many assholes let their dangerous dogs go off-leash.....i admit it)
We are leaving you to obey your government slavemasters.